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Posted by Kenny Moens (SAB94K) @ 06/01/2003 |
| Just a few for the road, with a special thanks to Filip Jonckers of IVAO for sending this through to the IVAO-BE members. Heard a while back at Frankfurt: Ground: 'Speedbird XXX taxi gate 32' Speedbird aircraft stops on taxiway while pilot checks map Ground (in sarcastic voice): 'Speedbird XXX taxi stand 32, or have you not been here before?' Speedbird XXX ' Yes. but that was 1944 and we didn't stop' 'How far behind traffic are we?' 'Three miles.' 'That doesn't look like three miles to us!' 'You're a mile and a half from him, he's a mile and a half from you...that's three miles.' 'I can see the country club down below...look's like a lot of controllers out there!' 'Yes, sir, there is...and they're caddying for DC-10 drivers like you.' 'Citation 123, if you quit calling me Center, I'll quit calling you twin Cessna.' 'Caution wake turbulence, you're following a heavy 12 o'clock, three...no, lets make it five miles.' Lady Controller at Heathrow tower is trying to get the landings nice and smooth..decides to turn a jet on to finals later than normal... Tower: 'TWA 761, Can I turn you on at 5 miles' TWA761: ' Well, Ma'am, I wasnt expecting the pleasure ..but you certainly can try' (c) jfktower.com Tim Verbesselt President - CEO SN VAG |